And murphys mother was right

MURPHY'S LAWS

THE PRIME AXIOM:

In any field of scientific ..................................,

anything that can go wrong, will. 

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 2.  If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that
      will go wrong is the one that will do the most ........................

 3.  Everything will go wrong at one time.
      3.1 That time is always when you ........................ expect it. 

 4.  If nothing can go wrong, ........................  will. 

 5.  Nothing is as ........................  as it looks.

 6.  Everything takes ........................   than you think.

 7.  Left to ........................, things always go from bad to worse.

 8.  Nature always sides with the ........................  flaw. 

 9.  Given the most ........................  time for something to go wrong, that's
      when it will occur. 

 10.  Mother Nature is a bitch. 

      10.1 The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively
            ........................to it.

 11.  If everything seems to be going well,  

         you have obviously ........................    something

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 12.  If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount

 of work, the ........................  can be obtained by simple inspection.

 13.  Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be 

 found to make it ........................  and wonderful.

 14.  If it doesn't fit, use a ........................  hammer.

 15.  In an instrument or device characterized by a number of 

 plus-or-minus  errors, the total error will be the ........................ 

 of all the errors adding in  the same direction. 

 16.  In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if  

more than  one person is involved.
      16.1 In any given discovery, the ........................ will never be 
               properly placed if more than one person is involved. 



 17.  All warranty and guarantee clauses become ........................  

 upon payment of the  final invoice. 

 18.  Murphy's Law: 

 "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those 
      ways can result in a ........................, then someone will do it."